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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

TIME TO SPRING CLEAN AND FIND A FLING

The winter is coming to a close and hibernation is so over with!  Everyone knows that once it starts to warm up, love birds want to PLAY outside.  So they break up, out with the old and in with the new, the winter is #dead and Boo so are you. 

Bun buddies serve one purpose only and that is to keep you warm during the cold months.  Once it starts to heat up, people tend to want more than outside heat to light that fire.  Clothes are going to start shedding as each month moves closer towards summer.  So sex appeal is going to be on every corner, down every street and a freak is dying to come out of almost everyone you meet.  Men will be intrigued visually by the burst of color women choose to put in their hair, adorn upon their lips, and flaunt with those short flowy dresses to compliment the hips.  Spring flower scents like Flower Bomb will be floating in the air and mixing in with pheromones....which is just what is needed to get the party started. 

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Happy hour was cool during the winter...but it is definitely poppin in the Spring leading to the Summer.  Delicious colorful alcoholic beverages with awesome flavors arouse the inner kitty cat to meow, wanting nothing more than a Spring Fling. 


  •                                              Paula Deen



  • Try not to be surprised when you look around at everyone who has JUST become single!   You'll hear plenty of stories about the behavior change one's mate has suddenly decided to display (not answering phone calls, taking forever to call back, not wanting to spend the night, going out more with friends, not always desiring to have sex with you as it once used to be during the winter).  Ladies, you can't be mad at the fellas for being so tempted.  But boy oh boy do I have some treats for the ladies!!!!  Feast your eyes on these beautiful beast!!!  Men won't be leaving us behind, because we have a few feathers that could definitely be ruffled after laying up with Mr. Dusty all winter...lol.






    1 comment:

    1. Lol....Mr. Dusty? I can't speak for most men, but as for myself, I tend to hit the gym as the weather breaks so when your lady looks at your sweat dripping body all buffed, Mr. Dusty will stay dusty...lol

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