L.A. guys are FLY! Right from the start they are WINNING. This city breeds guys who have earned the right to be called "FINE." Lets just begin with first impressions. The average guy in L.A. is TALL, at least 6 feet. A short guy for L.A. is approximately 5'11. Now that height is covered, moving on to the face. The sun in L.A. is year round so a majority of L.A. guys have beautiful skin. I am talking about smooth surfaces and even color tones. I have also noticed that L.A. guys tend to have exotic features. I mean...everyone seems to be mixed with something. There are a variety of hair textures (curly, straight, wavy and kinky) and random eye colors like blue, green, gray, hazel, or really light brown. Those who aren't from L.A. may be reading this and thinking to themselves wow, but for us natives it's....NO BIG DEAL, IT'S L.A.! Not all but many of the guys are physically fit and into health...so the body is right and tight! Next on the list is Gear Game. No two guys style the same...but what they have in common is how fresh and so clean they are. It does not matter if you are on the west or east side of L.A....the WHITE TEE is going to be crispy and kicks will be on point. He might not have a dollar in his pocket...but he is going to look like a million bucks. Confidence in this city rates right up there with taking showers regularly. Every guy in L.A. has it!!! He could be one of the most unattractive men at a party...but he is going to walk around and try to holla at a dime piece in that joint! He could care less about what she does for a living, if she has more than he does...or the fact that she could totally be a model. If he wants her, he is going to give it a shot and approach like he got it like that! Aside of the confidence, a L.A. guy is going to use what he has to get what he wants. He will buy that chick and her friends drinks from the bar, he will talk about his business ventures as a music producer, promoter, rap artist and whatever else Hollywood and the entertainment world has to offer. That ish might not be true...but he is going to go out of his way to try and prove it to you by the type of whip he is pushing. You will see ole' boi pushing a Bentley, Ferrari, Corvette, Porshe, Benz or Beamer. So yes ladies, a L.A. dude is going to come across as the complete fantasy package and he will also mind f@ck the ish outta you. He will approach you directly, then lay back to see how you respond. He will show you that he is interested immediately by asking you what are you doing later that day or ask when is the next time you will be available so he could take you out. Remember, he is a guy who takes initiative, knows what he wants and is confident that he will get it!!! This guy is not going to waste valueable time talking to you on the phone for hours before asking you out. You will be asked on a date that week...because he typically is not worried about his pockets being on low. Cause if you know like I know....every L.A. guy has a side hustle and he will get that money one way or another just so he can kick it with you and show you a good time. He might be living at home with his mama....lol....but hey...he is working on a record deal and soon he is going to blow up...so you had better stick with him until that happens...LMBO.
On the contrary, DMV dudes are Eww! Lets just say Napoleon lived here and spread his seeds ALL over the darn place. Finding a guy 6 feet is like searching for a needle in a hay stack. The short gene dominates this district. Tall for this area is 5'7 or 5'9. In regards to facial features...I typically find the guys here to be EXTRA REGULAR. wWhat I mean by that is when you see a dude in this area...there will be no double takes, no snap your head back, no umph whatsoever. You will walk away with the sentiment that if you have seen one...you've seen them all. You could take him or leave him. Physical attractiveness is a thumbs down...a no go...and for me...a HELL NO! A majority of the dudes here wear the same basic colors (black, gray, and navy blue). It's like they have a freakin uniform around these parts. There is no variation in hair styles or textures. Dudes either have short hair cuts or locs like Lil Wayne. Dudes in the hood look dirty...flat out unclean. I am not saying they don't shower...I am just saying that they look like they don't (get the picture). Imagine skinny jeans, under ware hanging out...hot azz mess tattoos that look like an elementary school student did it with crayons, long locs and smoker lips. On the opposite end of the spectrum, there are the white collar dudes who wear button down plaid shirts, khaki pants or jeans and have absolutely NO SWAGGER!! He is probably making 6 figures and has decent conversation but he would never be confident enough to approach what he really wants but will eye f@ck the hell outta ya. He actually runs in the opposite direction of attractive women. He goes for the not so attractive girl with the bad weave...lol. And hood dudes go for the fat chicks with kids so he can live and eat off of her. These dudes don't want a dime piece, they just want a piece...LMAO. And lets talk about INSECURITY....awww man....every dude here has it!! Guys won't approach, then if they do...they want to talk to you on the phone for like a month before they actually ask you out. Dudes will also admit that they are unsure of themselves and don't want to work hard for the attractive chick...they would prefer the one who looks like she needs help...smh. To make matters worse, the ratio of women to men is skewed so the gender roles have changed drastically. Men sit back and thirsty a$$ women chase. Whichever chick is willing to out run the next chick by calling him constantly, jumping up whenever he calls, gives up the panties hella fast and is way too available...WINS!
To sum it up...L.A. guys have high standards and only want the best of EVERYTHING including his woman so he is willing to hustle hard to get it. DMV dudes want the best but settle for far less because he does not want to work. He wants the work to come to him. Although he may be successful, he does not want a successful woman...he is afraid of that...he wants a needy chick who depends on him and will not leave him because he has more than her. The differences between L.A. and the DMV are extreme. If you were to place beautiful diamonds, crystals and a variety of other rocks together, L.A. guys are going to reach for the diamonds and crystals placed at the top while DMV dudes dig for dirt rocks...smdh & lol.
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